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This is funny: The Mom Song to Celebrate All Moms!

Posted on May 11, 2014May 16, 2024 by Pragmatic Mom

Happy Mother’s Day! Hope you enjoy this viral video with the very funny mom song. I’ll bet you can relate to it!

happy mother's day card

“The Mom” song, sung to the William Tell Overture, by Anita Renfroe.
What a mom says in 24 hours, condensed into 2 minutes and 55 seconds! Hilarious and talented!
Lyrics for “The Mom Song” is given below. “The Mom Song”

Get up now
Get up now
Get up out of bed
Wash your face
Brush your teeth
Comb your sleepyhead
Here’s your clothes and your shoes
Hear the words I said
Get up now! Get up and make your bed
Are you hot? Are you cold?
Are you wearing that?
Where’s your books and your lunch and your homework at?
Grab your coat and gloves and your scarf and hat
Don’t forget! You gotta feed the cat
Eat your breakfast, the experts tell us it’s the most important meal of all
Take your vitamins so you will grow up one day to be big and tall
Please remember the orthodontist will be seeing you at 3 today
Don’t forget your piano lesson is this afternoon so you must play
Don’t shovel
Chew slowly
But hurry
The bus is here
Be careful
Come back here
Did you wash behind your ears?
Play outside, don’t play rough, will you just play fair?
Be polite, make a friend, don’t forget to share
Work it out, wait your turn, never take a dare
Get along! Don’t make me come down there
Clean your room, fold your clothes, put your stuff away
Make your bed, do it now, do we have all day?
Were you born in a barn? Would you like some hay?
Can you even hear a word I say?
Answer the phone! Get off the phone!
Don’t sit so close, turn it down, no texting at the table
No more computer time tonight!
Your iPod’s my iPod if you don’t listen up
Where are you going and with whom and what time do you think you’re coming home?
Saying thank you, please, excuse me makes you welcome everywhere you roam
You’ll appreciate my wisdom someday when you’re older and you’re grown
Can’t wait till you have a couple little children of your own
You’ll thank me for the counsel I gave you so willingly
But right now I thank you not to roll your eyes at me
Close your mouth when you chew, would appreciate
Take a bite maybe two of the stuff you hate
Use your fork, do not burp or I’ll set you straight
Eat the food I put upon your plate
Get an A, get the door, don’t get smart with me
Get a grip, get in here, I’ll count to three
Get a job, get a life, get a PHD
Get a dose of,
“I don’t care who started it!
You’re grounded until you’re 36”
Get your story straight and tell the truth for once, for heaven’s sake
And if all your friends jumped off a cliff would you jump, too?
If I’ve said it once, I’ve said at least a thousand times before
That you’re too old to act this way
It must be your father’s DNA
Look at me when I am talking
Stand up straighter when you walk
A place for everything and everything must be in place
Stop crying or I’ll give you something real to cry about
Oh!
Brush your teeth, wash your face, put your PJs on
Get in bed, get up here, say a prayer with mom
Don’t forget, I love you
And tomorrow we will do this all again because a mom’s work never ends
You don’t need the reason why
Because, because, because, because
I said so, I said so, I said so, I said so
I’m the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom!!
Ta da!!!

The Mom Song to celebrate all moms

 

Other funny mother’s day posts in my archives:

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Humor for Moms: Stand Up Comedian Karen Bergreen

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8 thoughts on “This is funny: The Mom Song to Celebrate All Moms!”

  1. maryanne @ mama smiles says:
    May 12, 2014 at 5:07 pm

    I love that song! I hope you had a wonderful Mother’s Day!

    Reply
    1. Pragmatic Mom says:
      May 14, 2014 at 5:14 pm

      Hi MaryAnne,
      Happy Mother’s Day to you too! That song is so funny but I am embarassed by how many things I say in her song too!! I guess all mothers are similar!

      Reply
  2. Erik ThisKidReviewsBooks says:
    May 13, 2014 at 7:31 am

    I love that song! It’s hilarious! I also like the Dad song. It is really funny too. 🙂 Happy Mothers’ Day! 🙂

    Reply
    1. Pragmatic Mom says:
      May 14, 2014 at 5:20 pm

      Hi Erik,
      I did not know about the dad song! I’ll have to add it to my Father’s Day post! Thanks for the heads up!!!

      Reply
  3. Bronwyn Joy says:
    May 14, 2014 at 8:19 am

    That’s fantastic! I’m so glad you shared that. 🙂

    Reply
    1. Pragmatic Mom says:
      May 14, 2014 at 5:45 pm

      Thanks Brownyn,
      Her song is so funny, isn’t it? I guess we all say the same nagging things to our kids!

      Reply
  4. April says:
    May 16, 2014 at 10:20 pm

    Loving the new site! It’s the first time I’ve seen this video. It’s hilarious! I love when I read elsewhere and realize that other mothers go through the same thing. I sometimes wonder when I’m arguing with my son, especially. Thanks for sharing with Countdown in Style!

    Reply
    1. Pragmatic Mom says:
      May 19, 2014 at 9:07 am

      Thanks April,
      I heard there is The Dad Song too! I wonder how it differs from The Mom Song?!

      Reply

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