Our middle child wants to become a billionare when she grows up. She must have overheard her dad talking about his golf trip to Ireland to celebrate his friend’s 60th birthday/Father’s Day. They plan to walk several courses and take caddys the first round. My husband sent me this transcript of their conversation under the heading of Funny Things Kids Say.
I have no idea how she has ascertained her hourly rate either but I was pleased to see that she is able to divide!
PickyKidPix: How much does a caddy make?
Her Dad: Around $50.
PickyKidPix: For how many hours?
Her Dad: About 5 hours.
PickyKidPix: 10 bucks an hour?? I need at least $100 because I charge $20 per hour.
Her Dad: Well, you won’t get a job caddying because that’s the going rate. PickyKidPix: OK, so where does the caddy sit on the cart while you’re playing?
Her Dad: Caddies walk and carry the bag.
PickyKidPix: WHAT?? Forget it!